Nostradamus Prophecy

[sathor]

A tempestuous fiend of orange hue shall grasp, the Crown of the West. And he shall overcome the ailing witch, whose treacherous messages vanish in the ether. I foresee that this is the best prophecy, so true. All shall say so, that I have the best prophecies - Michel de Nostradamus prophesizes the best, and all else are wrong. Wrong. They lie so much. They lie that I called him a tempestuous fiend of orange hue; That never happened. And all wise men shall check: They shall go back and check, and see that I never said it.

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[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

The Onion prophesized that a shrieking, white-hot sphere of pure rage would be the Republican nominee.

If the tempestuous fiend of orange hue does grasp the Crown of the West, the destruction of our planetary ecosystem is assured, and the wave of extinction will take our species too - no doubt in the ugliest ways possible, as we kill each other over resources as they dwindle. Soon enough it will not matter what anyone said; there will be no wise men left to check. Nor foolish ones either, despite their current prevalence.

[sathor.livejournal.com]

This was a parody of Donald Trumps pompous, self-interested speech style, but yes, I agree whole-heartedly - that is the most likely outcome.

Interesting times we live in, I guess. Sigh.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

I guess it's always interesting times. Anyway, we sure do have our work cut out for us over the next four years - the game is not over yet.