Boy am I fucking lucky.

Beyond all reasonable doubt.

I guess having some inkling of foresight does play a part, but the fact is, I'm lucky. Out of the thousands of times I had sex, not one of the three girlfriends I've had in my lifetime have gotten pregnant. And while things went south romantically, and ultimately I had my emotions smashed to bits, I got out of it all scot free. So what if I'm single now...at least I made it through the most dangerous time to have a kid without a scratch.

I think this will work in my favor in the future.