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[sathor]

If I were a month, I'd be... May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... Sunrise
If I were a planet, I'd be... Neptune
If I were a direction, I'd be... East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... a table
If I were a liquid, I'd be... water
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... a ruby
If I were a tree, I'd be... a pine tree
If I were a flower, I'd be... a blue tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be... a thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... a harp
If I were a colour, I'd be... dark blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be... depression
If I were a fruit, I'd be... an orange
If I were a sound, I'd be... a major interval
If I were an element, I'd be... fire
If I were a place, I'd be... the top of a mountain
If I were a material, I'd be... granite
If I were a taste, I'd taste... sour
If I were a scent, I'd be... light rain on a dirt road
If I were an animal, I'd be... an albino lion
If I were a body part, I'd be... an ear
If I were a facial expression, I'd be... contemplative
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be... steel-toe boots
If I were a website I'd be... livejournal
If I were a TV show I'd be... Star Trek or Dr. Who
If I were an author I'd be... Schopenhauer, probably
If I were a painting I'd be... I'm really unfamiliar with high art so I'll pass this one.