Fucked up dream.
Mar. 25th, 2010 12:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sathor I had the most fucked up dream.
I can barely remember it. I was travelling with one guy and one girl. Somehow we end up at a muslim fort near a jungle? Well prior to this I was inside the fort trying to eliminate a muslim commander but I could not succeed. What the fuck?
Well they've got AK47s and they're hostile and they have the high ground. I try to make them think I'm muslim (I know a few words) but to no avail.
Suddenly a huge whirlwind that is apparently God thunders down out of the sky and switches us with them. Well, they don't have the high ground anymore. Apparently I also have some holy parchment of invocation that, somehow, will annihilate all of these terrible people. God says something to the tune of, "There you go, but you guys don't have long" (God is informal I guess) so I fumble around for a few heated seconds getting the parchment out and hand it to the girl. She reads it. The Muslims are smitten. We celebrate by smoking some not that great marijuana. I start asking where we left the motorcycles we rode through the jungle on, as it was getting dark and it would be hard to find them.
This is probably near the top of my weirdest dreams ever list. I mean, there's been some pretty weird sexually oriented ones before, but I've never had a dream where God actually speaks or shows himself. Really fucking weird.
Maybe there are more than one God, and that one, being whirlwindish and all, was the one that the Jews worship...he is pretty military minded I suppose, considering he puportedly aided them throughout their campaigns in Canaan.
But even still, if it /is/ God, I have to wonder what he's doing trying to communicate with me in a dream /like that/ and why Muslims are bad? Or maybe they weren't muslims, just evil people with guns in general? I guess I never did hear them speak.
I can barely remember it. I was travelling with one guy and one girl. Somehow we end up at a muslim fort near a jungle? Well prior to this I was inside the fort trying to eliminate a muslim commander but I could not succeed. What the fuck?
Well they've got AK47s and they're hostile and they have the high ground. I try to make them think I'm muslim (I know a few words) but to no avail.
Suddenly a huge whirlwind that is apparently God thunders down out of the sky and switches us with them. Well, they don't have the high ground anymore. Apparently I also have some holy parchment of invocation that, somehow, will annihilate all of these terrible people. God says something to the tune of, "There you go, but you guys don't have long" (God is informal I guess) so I fumble around for a few heated seconds getting the parchment out and hand it to the girl. She reads it. The Muslims are smitten. We celebrate by smoking some not that great marijuana. I start asking where we left the motorcycles we rode through the jungle on, as it was getting dark and it would be hard to find them.
This is probably near the top of my weirdest dreams ever list. I mean, there's been some pretty weird sexually oriented ones before, but I've never had a dream where God actually speaks or shows himself. Really fucking weird.
Maybe there are more than one God, and that one, being whirlwindish and all, was the one that the Jews worship...he is pretty military minded I suppose, considering he puportedly aided them throughout their campaigns in Canaan.
But even still, if it /is/ God, I have to wonder what he's doing trying to communicate with me in a dream /like that/ and why Muslims are bad? Or maybe they weren't muslims, just evil people with guns in general? I guess I never did hear them speak.
