J.O.K.E.

I was thinking today about how the systems of our world all seem to reflect one-another in one form or another.

Take for instance, vegetarianism and the general concept of capitalism. A seemingly harmless analogy, right?

Wrong.

Vegetarians choose to eat the shit instead of eating the shit that eats the shit.
Ergo, they rely upon the shit, rather than the shit that eats the shit.

Omnivores and carnivores on the other hand, choose to eat either entirely or partially things that eat the shit instead of simply eating the shit directly.

Bourgeoisie choose to step on the proletariats, who are in the shit, so that they can avoid being in the shit themselves. They would not persist without those in the shit.

Hence, vegetarianism and capitalism go hand in hand. Now it's hard for me to understand why any vegetarian would support Capitalism.

Also, please note that jobs requiring driving distances that cut the daily paycheck in half are completely and utterly wasteful of the planet's resources. This is how I'm justifying quitting, among a number of other reasons. I'm going to fucking Blair. Fuck this minimum wage shit.

Burn in hell society.