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I am a knight who says...NI!
Jan. 14th, 2003 09:46 pmA Marriage Proposal:
Dear No one,
Hello, Death. These last 3 milliseconds that we have been apart have been nice. When I look at the pictures of you and me, I remember that vacation we took to Hel, when you told that old man that his scar was showing. It was kind of funny when he hit you with his fireball.
But, really, I miss you. Last night, I made human flesh for you, but you didn't come home. So I called you and asked where you were. You said that you had to visit your cousin in the hospital because she had just been diagnosed with Blindness.
You didn't come home tonight, either. I called you again. You said that your Mike was getting married, and you were his bride's maid of honor. I asked why I wasn't invited. You said it was because your mother didn't like my focus objects. Are you sure she's not still angry about the incident with the Gnoll and the Athame? I thought that buying her Mjolnir would make up for it.
Well, I suppose what I'm really trying to say is that I Loathe you a lot. I don't miss your Hands and your smile and your Staves and your collection of red lacy underwear. No one, will you marry me?
Dear No one,
Hello, Death. These last 3 milliseconds that we have been apart have been nice. When I look at the pictures of you and me, I remember that vacation we took to Hel, when you told that old man that his scar was showing. It was kind of funny when he hit you with his fireball.
But, really, I miss you. Last night, I made human flesh for you, but you didn't come home. So I called you and asked where you were. You said that you had to visit your cousin in the hospital because she had just been diagnosed with Blindness.
You didn't come home tonight, either. I called you again. You said that your Mike was getting married, and you were his bride's maid of honor. I asked why I wasn't invited. You said it was because your mother didn't like my focus objects. Are you sure she's not still angry about the incident with the Gnoll and the Athame? I thought that buying her Mjolnir would make up for it.
Well, I suppose what I'm really trying to say is that I Loathe you a lot. I don't miss your Hands and your smile and your Staves and your collection of red lacy underwear. No one, will you marry me?
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | High |
| Schizoid: | Very High |
| Schizotypal: | High |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Very High |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Very High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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