I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Oct. 22nd, 2009 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sathorSurprisingly enough, a few people do read this and really that doesn't change much because it was never meant to be an emo kids diary that results in people trying to heal what amounts to essentially an HIV infected ego. It was a way to stave off the inevitable automatic-weapon-induced genocide. It has succeeded, so far, and those of you who went to school with me should be grateful.
My first order of business upon returning as King Sathor is to make sure you all understand something, and understand it quite fucking clearly.
The reason I don't move is because I can't do it under my own power and until I can do it under my own power it is going to continue to be a fucking pipe dream. If you think this is foolhardy then please, go shove your head in a toilet bowl and press the lever to your left.
Do you know how many people in this world never have the power to do anything but flail about like limbless children with a genetic predisposition towards asperger's syndrome?
There's a reason the word priveleged exists, and that's because economic disparity exists, and that's because we have losers who really believe in the concept of inheritence (unlike Bakunin) and that capitalism is "fair." I think there's approximately one billion starving people who would disagree, but I guess the combined sounds escaping their tired throats doesn't reach anyone but the fucking fanatical Christians who run their shows on late night television and brain dead American Idols like Madonna and Angelie Jolie who, if having what substitutes as their brains in the hallowed out shell that is their skull, replaced with nuts and bolts, probably could do something a little more useful with their lives then marry other American Idols, fuck like rabbits, adopt a single starving child out of a billion or something and drink tea that probably costs more than my college degree while sitting on their ass the rest of their days in some godforsaken third world country near the equator that doubles as a "tourist attraction."
No, I'm doing this my way, like I've always done it, and so far it's fucking worked out other than having my heart broken a few times and turning me into a likeness of a limbness child WITH asperger's syndrome. The former may be the case but after all I was proclaimed a genius in college and I'm going to fucking run with that, 'kay? KAY.
Philosophy is a joke
So sayeth David Hume, some bloke who never got his way.
Unfortunately for the academic community
Philosophy is still considered positively
And although they say every dog has his day
Philosophers aren't dogs, they're incarnations of Anton Levay
Plato was a wrestler
And if somehow this escaped your professors
I suppose they subscribe to ignorance is bliss
And by all means can continue to waste their lives away.
As for me, I've always had dreams
Dreams of beautiful women, and big cities
And a life that doesn't revolve around questions like
"What is the meaning of life"
I'll tell you what the meaning of life is, it's rather simple, we don't need thousands of years of philosophers to answer this.
Step 1: Get a job
Step 2: Keep yourself from picking up an automatic weapon and comitting genocide as a result of having said job
Step 3: Knock a chick up (or if you are a chick, get knocked up)
Step 4: Knock some other chicks up (or if you are a chick, get knocked up by some other guys)
Step 5: When you're raising your kids act like you know everything so, like Carl Jung would say, you become God to them and they have existential crisises the rest of their lives
Step 6: Grow Old
Step 7: (The most important) Die.
The meaning of life has been solved. Please, eradicate philosophy from the recesses of our fair planet so the human race can actually do something useful other than sit around wondering what the hell it is they are meant to be doing?
